I'm Sore at You!

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31 August 2010

I'm sore at you cctv in public places. those who have nothing to hide have nothing to fear. My arse. I've got nothing to hide, so why are you filming me? They don't even cut crime or help to solve it, as the Home Office's own research amply demonstrates.

I'm sore at you hippies in Montpelier. Stop parking on the pavements. Pavements are for pedestrians, not two wheels of an imminent mot failure. The excuse that there is nowhere to park does not wash. I've had a car in Montpelier for 5 years, and in all that time I have had to park on the pavement precisely twice. Alternatively (because my god you are so very bloody alternative), if you're that intent on keeping your wheels, and you really can't find anywhere to park in Montpelier, have you thought of moving to Southmead? Plenty of room for your dirty old vans there. Mind you, you might actually meet some oiks. And I suppose that in the final analysis that would just be a little bit too authentic, wouldn't it.

I'm sore at you. There you go being nasty again. Its stopped surpising me now......sigh

I'm sore at the vertically challenged little nob outside Brunel's Buttery talking on his iphone in a fake rude boy accent about taking ketamine. Your a fool and everyone was laughing at you

24 August 2010

I'm sore at you still banging on about AC. Get a life FFS. Put down the wine and step away from the computer!

I'm not sore at you, I just don't think I really like you anymore. It makes me sad to realise this and hope that you can start showing me just a bit of respect and love to recover what we used to have. A friendship.

I'm sore at you. HeHeHe gotcha, whats matter hit a sore spot did i loner.Nob!

I'm sore at you UGG boots... a bit of cold, rainy weather and out of the wardrobes you come. Please girls - they look awful and always did, even if Sienna and Kate used to wear them (years ago, incidentally). Try something new!

I'm sore at you short arsed ginger pillock who thinks he's gods gift to women. Your not. You were shit. Get over yourself.

I'm sore at you people who put up an ad for a housemate and then don't respond to it when you contact them. I know its likely that the room/house is gone but its just polite to say, hey sorry it has been taken. I hope that you are polite to your new housemate for their sake.

I'm sore at you idiot on your motorbike on the harbour. every time i see you you've got that stupid self-satisfied face on. I hope you fall in the water

I'm sore at you, the muppets I work with! I know you're stupid but please read your damn emails, and stop asking me innane questions, and getting into a flap over the pettiest of things. You really are the biggest ballaches I've ever encountered, (apart from that really whiney a*se wipe from the RM). I just wish you all get lives and shut the hell up, before I make the headlines as your psycotic kller..!

I'm sore at you, miserable nosy old bitches. Who the hell asked you to stick your oar in anyway. Loud mouth mean spirited, two face old hags...!

I'm sore at you, you loud mouthed, attention-seeking w***e at the artist camping at Boomtown. The arrogance involved in thinking that everyone should have to listen to your inane rubbish at top volume all hours of the night and morning is astounding. Stick a sausage in it. S**g.

I'm sore at you, dubstep, for dumbing music down to a keta-wobble and a snare. Look at the zombies you've created. The sad fact of the matter is the band-wagon riders have actually convinced themselves they like it now. I remeber when we could go out for a dance in Bristol instead of standing in the corner with a polo nose, hoods up like rude boys, barely managing to stand upright, only enjoying the inside of our brain...

17 August 2010

I'm sore at you cyclists on the A369 between Bridge Road and Beggar Bush Lane. That cycle path alongside the road is part of the National Cycle Network, listed by Sustrans. So remember - the cars might be _in_ the traffic jam, but you guys seem to usually be at the head of it!

I'm sore at you...no actually I'm bloody livid!! How dare you guilt trip me because I didn't want continue seeing your mate! You could've had the decency to ask for my side of the story...some mate you turned out to be!! Thanks for nothing...and no thanks to a whiney needy bloke who just wasn't my type, probably should be seeing a therapist, and god help the poor woman who gets stuck with him. And as for you and your wife...please don't set up any more blind dates for anyone - you're bloody clueless!!!!

I'm swore at you brain... Stop making me think evil thoughts... mwahaha

I'm sore at you. Ooh, I think I'll jump on the bandwagon and come up with exactly the same insult as someone else cos I've got no imagination. Oh and when you write a name you CAPITALISE the first letters. NOB

I'm sore at you for thinking it's okay to go out without helping me when I had an accident and burnt myself. You are a sad excuse for a man but at least now I don't have to agonize over whether or not to leave you,you made that decision very easy.

I'm sore at you Mr Tough Guy cyclist on the A38 last Tuesday giving it the verbal and spitting on that polo - have you practiced enough to try it on someone your own size or do you just get a cheap thrill from intimidating lone female drivers?

I'm sore at you RE . . ."I'm sore at you. Ooo i think i'll insult a different group of people every week to see if i can get a rise!".Well if your as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside you will never give anyone a rise fnar fnar wink wink and a w*** as you put it will be the only sexual gratification a minging old sket like you will ever get

I'm sore at you Male driver of silver, open top, Mercedes who drives dangerously and then takes no responsibility for the consequences.

I'm sore at you AC-You are a pr**k. You are so minging.You could have had something some beautiful, but instead you chose to wreck it and hurt someone so badly. I hope that you never find happiness and you never get any success, and that you bankrupt yourself with your own retarded selfishness. YOU MAKE ME SICK!

I'm sore at you. I'm just generally annoyed at you. Team Win meeting 11am?

I’m sore at myself. What happened? I froze and retreated into an introverted state at the crucial moment. I’m so sorry; I couldn’t look at you, as I was frightened of what your reaction might have been. I’m devastated that I failed to make a simple gesture- a smile, a pleasant greeting. Furthermore, I read last week’s sore message in which your pensive and reflective mood tinged with sadness affected and moved me immensely. I have always believed and held considerable faith in you; you’re wonderfully deep and giving, and most of all, you show great maturity and integrity, which I admire. I understand that this may not be desirable for you, but it would be quite something if you could trust that those words from the 6th July were the essence and embodiment of this supplementary communication...written for you with wholehearted gravitas, unconditional love and support x.

I'm sore at you. Please make them stop this baboon business with the low jeans and the arse-crack. The other day I was in a cafe, and one of them sat down on the arm of the sofa, facing away from me, and his pants were 6 inches from my face. I was eating! What has got into these people?

I'm sore at you yobs in the C:- You insist on using the 'f' word all the time, when it is easily ascertained that nobody is having sex in the immediate vicinity. Constant swearing makes you sound stu ... oh, I understand.

I'm sore at the idiot who has parked their car on Quarrington Road blocking my shared driveway and hasn't moved it for over a week! The angry notes are piling up from others but I may be forced to take more direct action if you don't get a brain cell soon and MOVE YOU F'ING CAR!!!!!!!!

10 August 2010

I'm sore at the sun for disapearing behind a rain cloud, COME BACK OUT not all of us have a tumble dryer you know!!! (shakes head whilst looking in a downwards direction)

I'm sore at you fake charity clothes collection people, especially those pretending to be from proper charities with fake branded bags sticking them through my letterbox twice daily. You are thieves. PLEASE VENUE READERS ONLY TAKE CLOTHES DIRECTLY TO REPUTABLE LOCAL CHARITY SHOPS.

I'm sore at you Shouty Man! AGAIN! And more sore at myself for not shouting SHUT the F*** Up back at you at 3.30am! And I can`t do it because I would be as mad as your bag of toads for doing it. AAAAARGH!

I'm sore at you `Woody`! Why are you such a precious,stuck up, NOB? Take the birthing spoon out of your mouth...it`s plastic not silver!!!

I'm sore at you, whoever was blasting rave music at 6am Sunday in north Bristol. Why do the people with the dullest record collections feel the need to play them the loudest?

I'm sore at you. Ooo i think i'll insult a different group of people every week to see if i can get a rise! cos like i've got no brain and it's more interesting than watching jeremy kyle, or having another w**k, NOB.

27 July 2010

I'm sore at myself for being so emotional and getting easily upset by the actions of selfish, uncaring people

I'm sore at you: 'Ooh, I live on a boat, aren't I, like, totally out there?' NOB.

I'm sore at you. Hy posh boy “rebel”cyclist- all in red with his wife /mother / bit, (goin' so fast I couldn't tell, but also in red) - rules don't apply to you.. believing you are too righteous to stop at the red lights on at the bottom of Ashly hill (Friday 23rd July 1.30ish) Nearly ran over my two year old .. then swore at me as if it was my fault . Please do get in touch , give me your number so we can meet up and discuss your future ! ;)

I'm sore at you litterbugs of Bristol. Stop ruining our beautiful city and costing us loads of money, pocket it, bin it, sell it on ebay, whatever, just don't drop it! It ain't rocket science....

I'm sore at you NM. Together for 18mnths, living together 1 year, then you got together with another girl 4 days after we split and she put the photos on facebook. Inconsiderate f*ck. Hurt is not the word.

I'm sore at you private rental market. All I want is to be able to afford to live on my own. I'm 30 years old and have a well paid job but it's just too bloody expensive. It's not fair.

I'm sore at you for leaving ABW for a new job at Corsham and not saying goodbye. Have you no idea how much I miss you?...I guess it's too late now :(

Im sore at your Fake Orgasm Queen of St Lukes Crescent (Totterdown) we can all hear you, 4am Sunday Morning being your last "performance" you make me gag. No man in his right mind believes you are really enjoying yourself that much, not even the dim bit of c*ck you are currently jockeying into a dehydrated coma. And yes, I get plenty thanks just not loud enough to dislodge the nests from the trees like you.

I'm sore at you with your power tool bench out in the sunshine, car alarms and road drills and engines revving. Hush a little.

I'm sore at you AB, for being such a self centred, money grabbing, pigheaded, bigoted, bitch. I'm sore at you for the way you interrupt other people's conversations. I'm sore at you for judging people by their wealth, and starting conversations about people with the words "They're loaded, they earn such-and-such", or "They have such-and-such". I'm sore at you for always knowing someone who has been in whatever situation is being talked about ("Oh my Nan/Brother/Friend did/has that"). I'm even sore at your silly little green Mini, and your new house because you didn't have to work for them. We don't all have money given to us.

I'm sore at you for making me change my hair colour. The colour of my hair does not determine how hard I work or how well I do my job. You are just a bitter old man who deep down wishes you could one day be as cool, unique and awesome as me!

I'm sore at you. You deserve to be taken to court, you don't deserve the angel you have been blessed with . . . Given the opportunity I would'nt put it past you to trade her in for a bottle of grog

I'm sore at people who pretend to be clever when they're not. And I'm sore at people who can't spell. And I'm sore at whoever wrote the first I'm Sore at You in last week's issue. 'Whom'? 'B&B's'? Go back to school

I'm sore at you for being an inconsiderate, thoughtless little boy. If you actually wanted this to go somewhere you would have had to try a lot harder and fight for it. People don't just hang around and wait, you know. I chose to spend my time with you because I liked you, not because I had to. It could have been something wicked, but you fucked it up by being too cocky. Goodbye loser

20 July 2010

I'm sore at the people whom pretend to be something they're not! for example people who live in B&B's or social housing such as housing association or local authority and live off of benifits legit and non legit but think they are above other people in similar situations, because they live in "clifton"! Take a look in the mirror! no matter how often you go to the local bar/school and try to guffaw with what you think are top nobs you will always be on benefits living in social housing because you are either to lazy to work an addict or both. The real top nobs have houses in the country or own half the street and would'nt dream of letting their offspring mix with the like's of your's

I am sore not at you, but from you. Please look in the mirror at whom needs to change, the sad lonely old man might already describe you. Don't hit others because you can. Abusiveness in language and physically attack is an unattractive quality. Forget it all, everything and take a long hard look in your mirror.

I'm sore at you fair-weather friend. You used me when you needed me and then betrayed me when you didn't. You knew the situaton and you went ahead and sided with him. Farewell, for the tenth time. Got any more 'bored' games?

I'm sore at you because I had a mohawk for a while and it seems you are judging a book by it's cover. Oh well soon it will be the 22nd century, maybe by then! Also the insult of "NOB" what can I Say, Just brilliant. love MPB x

I'm sore at you for having unresolved issues and being a angry,judgemental and bitter person. Its a shame and sad as we had good times but there weren't enough of them in the end and I deserve more.

I'm sore at you, you doughnut, when will you take control and say no? you wont because you love that girl xx

I'm sore at you cyclists in Clifton. Yes, thats a generalisation - I know. So, I'm waiting in my car at the junction opposite Pizza Provencale one evening, looking both ways and waiting patiently for a gap to get out. I look in my mirrors and see a cyclist. Look in mirrors again, still see a cyclist behind me. I'm literally about to pull out turning right (and yes, I had my indicator light on) and the cyclist has appeared by my driver-side door, moving out into the road and also turning right, cutting across me. So, to be specific, I'm sore at him.

I'm sore at you subhuman thieving scum. Stealing artwork is low. Return my skateboards to the Golden Lion now. Your on cctv and the police have been informed.

I'm sore at you vacuous blonde lunching with a long haired man called ‘Ian’ at Carluccios in Cabot Circus on Friday 16 July 2010. I initially thought you were speaking loudly because you had a hearing impediment. It soon dawned on me that you are the type of nauseating, pampered and over-indulged airhead normally found in Clifton. I think I can confidently say nobody had any interest in knowing you spent £30 on having your hair plaited like Sienna Miller, but it just about summed you up.

13 July 2010

I'm sore at the drunken, thoughtless idiots who smash glass bottles all over the cycle paths and pavements. I just spent 30 minutes of my evening sweeping up the glass on Coronation Road just so I could cycle to work without getting a puncture. Not to mention the danger to children and dogs. Intoxicated people's foolish actions could have serious consequences. Please grow up.

I'm sore at you. You asked my friend why he's fat, we were on picton street, you made him feel awful. but you didn't know that i'm in love with him. i hope you find someone who can love you even though you're mean.

I'm sore at you for making everyone else feel belittled on our course, you're not the messiah you're a very bitchy girl and i wish you'd have the confidence in your own work and in yourself to be able to be lovely to people because i'm sure being a two faced arrogant bitch is very draining. your work ticks all the boxes, well done, but for those who probably aren't as self indulged as you are - just give them a bit of respect.

I'm sore at you, Flax Bourton. You're just so hard to love...

I'm sore at you... actually I'm not sore I really feel sorry for you because if you don't change you'll end up a sad & lonely woman. Moodiness & game-playing aren't attractive qualities and its taken me a while but now I see you're just not a very nice person. I have never been more wrong about anyone in my life.

I'm sore at you for pretending to be a woman when replying to my ad. actually, im bi and wouldnt have minded. You are a sick f**k though

I'm sore at you Coalition Government. I don't want to be unemployed. I want to carry on serving the public in my low-paid-but-important-role-at-that-organisation-you-no-longer-want. F**kers.

6 July 2010

I'm sore at you shouty man next door..who has a screaming sweary rant at all hours...i can't shout back or i'm as bad as you! Shut your windows!

I'm sore at you self important egos I work with. Try being a rung or ten, further down the lifeladder.Your not any higher up really!

I'm sore at you for the constant arguments and disregard. I'm sore at me for being angry all the time. Where did it all go wrong? I feel sick inside.

I'm sore at you blokes in a van that burgled my house and stole my safe. F'kin low life tossers. You can stick your thermic lance where the sun dont shine. I hate you.

Im sore at you for finding my Siamese cat in Redcliffe on Sunday 27th June and not reporting it to anyone. Im missing him.

I'm sore at you J. You don't love me like you used to. Don't abbreviate me, I'm not the one who's changed

I'm sore at myself for really putting the nail in the coffin. Listen though, stringing me on for so long in a quite kind of deceit hurt more than sulphuric acid in the eyes. Emotional hurt spirals into the centre of ones existence and you have to realise that part of you played in this drama. If I can be certain of one piece of advice for your future life with anyone is this: 'Let your yes mean yes and let your no be no, do not sit somewhere in the middle and swing like a pendulum between the two for too long or for convenience. No doubt many have been here before and many will go down this road. Be true to yourself and true to people you are with. As we are fragile like china and in the wrong hands we break. Be Safe and God-bless.

29 June 2010

I'm sore at you 'Ooh, I've got a mohawk, aren't I, like, totally out there?' NOB.

I'm sore at you Students at no. 21 who keep filling their neighbours bins with their rubbish. You have been rumbled you little s**ts, and we have video evidence. Enjoy your criminal record. have heard its a must-have in the field of Civil Engineering.

I'm sore at you K. Your egocentric posts on facebook and relentless self promotion is enough to make anyone vomit. Just so you know: it's not attractive you conceited, egocentric, narcissistic, self-absorbed, smug tosser. Jog on.

I'm sore at you for taking advantage of me when I was at my most vunerable, I'm sore at myself for letting you. When will I learn from my mistakes?

I'm sore at you yeah, that would be what you'd say...clues are sailing and gloucester...am a bit better now(had been ill, ill, ill) happy birthday on 27th, wish you were more like a teddy bear....see ya handsome!!

I'm sore at you LR you are a lying dog and your 2 sons are nasty vicious lying thugs, they beat someone up and then you lie on there behalf! what are you teaching them? I sincerely hope that karma does not pay you back for this because if it does it could be you dangling off the end of there feet! Good luck my love because from what i see you are going to need it!

22 June 2010

I'm sore at you Jon. You controlled my life for 2 years. Why can't you let me go now?

I'm sore at you electronic components and spare parts for a variety of products. ISO certified manufacturing unit

I'm sore at you Sam - sleeping all day, dropping hair all over the place and never helping around the house. You were even too lazy to let me back in on Monday when I locked myself out.

I'm sore at you whos sore at sammy.whilst your waiting for my man hold your breath and do us both a favour! I take it you dont want an invitation to the wedding? Many thanx

I'm sore at life today, it's not going my way. I'm so fed up that I'm even reading the 'im sore a you' bit on the venue website and contributing to it to boot! BTW who is the person that keeps commenting on other people's posts with rude, preachy statements? "People should look at their own shortfalls etc...before you read me... see me quote vogue 1992" or whatever it was. You can f**k off an all - Martyrdom does not suit you!)

I'm sore at you Nicola for texting and flirting with someone you should'nt have! You ruined a good friendship and I will never forgive you. With friends like you who needs enemies !

I'm sore at you - On reflection, I AM a bit sore at you, basically for being a bit of a div. Why publically put yourself out there as looking for something when you're obviously not. There's a name for people like you: head fuck.

I'm sore at you flippin' O. You don't ring, text, write, send me flowers...I want another date and the ball is languishing in your court, so liven up MR!!!

I'm sore at youRe:puppies it's lucky they don't post your address on here matey or i'd come round and take your dogs off of you! people like you make me sick! the rspca should be allowed to round people like you up and stick you in a pound.

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